JACKtionary

::Back Story:: Jack was talking with my cousin/his God father, Terry about who has known Jack's dad the longest...

Terry: I've known your Dad longer. I've known him for a really long time, since before you were born.

Jack: Nah-uh. I've known him my ENTIRE LIFE.


How do you argue with that?

JACKtionary

It's been awhile!

Jack: Mom, I can't wait until I grow up and have my own phone so I can call you from work and tell you what I want for dinner.

Me: ::blank stare::

Such a man.