I am starting a new post series to quote the things that come out of my 4-year-old's mouth. Enjoy.
JACKtionary - Easter Edition
::Jack seeing the Easter Bunny walking around at the Egg Hunt::
MOM. I need to tell him he's doing it wrong. Easter Bunnies don't walk - they hop.
::Jack watching the clouds go by::
Jack: The clouds look like armadillos and tear necks.
Me: What's a tear neck?
Jack: ::shrugs:: They eat rocks.
::Jack bored listening to Grandma tell a story::
Grandma, I just wanted to say ::long pause:: When you tell those stories, I hate them.