Some good ones from the weekend...
::Back Story:: I told Jack that he wasn't going to get a snack if he didn't eat his dinner...
Mom, when you say stuff like that to me (long pause) it's humiliating.
::Back Story:: Grandpa was getting the T-Ball stand out of the garage. The base fell off of the stand as he was carrying it into the yard.
::said in the most serious of tones:: Great. You broke it. Great. Thanks. ::walks away into the house::
::Back Story:: Husband was holding Reese when we got to my parent's house on Sunday. Reese started to squeal when Grandma was talking to her.
Grandma, I think she hates you.