Some good ones from the weekend...
::Back Story:: I told Jack that he wasn't going to get a snack if he didn't eat his dinner...
Mom, when you say stuff like that to me (long pause) it's humiliating. 
::Back Story:: Grandpa was getting the T-Ball stand out of the garage.  The base fell off of the stand as he was carrying it into the yard. 
::said in the most serious of tones:: Great.  You broke it.  Great.  Thanks.  ::walks away into the house::
::Back Story:: Husband was holding Reese when we got to my parent's house on Sunday.  Reese started to squeal when Grandma was talking to her.
Grandma, I think she hates you.
I LOVE this JACKtionary. I could read a book of them. You should consider writing a book. :)
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