Sunday, July 25, 2010


Some good ones from the weekend...

::Back Story:: I told Jack that he wasn't going to get a snack if he didn't eat his dinner...

Mom, when you say stuff like that to me (long pause) it's humiliating.

::Back Story:: Grandpa was getting the T-Ball stand out of the garage. The base fell off of the stand as he was carrying it into the yard.

::said in the most serious of tones:: Great. You broke it. Great. Thanks. ::walks away into the house::

::Back Story:: Husband was holding Reese when we got to my parent's house on Sunday. Reese started to squeal when Grandma was talking to her.

Grandma, I think she hates you.


  1. I LOVE this JACKtionary. I could read a book of them. You should consider writing a book. :)