From last evening...
::Back Story:: Jack spent last week at his Dad's house and when he came to our house yesterday Husband noticed some scratches on his neck.
Husband: What happened to your neck, Jack?
Jack: Kitties (Jack's cat at his Dad's) scratched me. And then Daddy couldn't find his gun.
Husband: What did he need a gun for?
Jack: To get rid of Kitties.
::insert blank stare here::